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I'm feeling too lazy to do all that much so instead here's a picture of a neon banana.

DexterWho's Unofficial Guide to Some People Colliding a Rubber Object With Their Feet at a High Velocity for a Human Being, Bearing in Mind That This is Done on an International Scale Title seems legit. The World Cup! I only get into football once every 4 years - now is that time, and because I can't think of anything else to write about this week, here you go.  I myself am not the greatest at football, and much prefer to watch others doing it. To illustrate what I mean, I have left a highly detailed and physically (Well, pixel-y) large guide as to my ventures in the sport. Watch out Ronaldo, Dexter's hot on your heels. Despite my failings in the beautiful game, I do enjoy a good world cup (I don't usually enjoy club games for some reason). Usually I take part in a sweepstake, so maybe it's because there's money involved. Getting to the point, I believe I have come up with a foolproof guide to get you through the summer's ball bashing

Kurosawa Comparisons: Part 2 Hoi, it's me. After putting it off for a while, I finally decided make this. Let's Go! This time around we'll be going through Seven Samurai and The Magnificent Seven. I couldn't get an actual picture of a katana so I censored a picture of a kitchen knife so nobody would be able to tell it WASN'T a katana. ... It's quite clearly not a katana. Seven Samurizzles Seven Samurai is a film directed by Akira Kurosawa (Big surprise, I know) about a village that is under attack from bandits so they hire some Samurai to protect them. The number they hire happens to be, uh, I've forgotten.  Oh that's right, they hire 6 samurai! Nah, they hire seven.  Well, they actually only hire one - he manages to get together 6 others. Anyway, I won't say much more about it than that, as it's all you really need to know if you've seen it already, which you will have if you want to continue. Thi

CLAP CLAP Freq Review CLAP CLAP Hi. It isn't Friday, but I've got something for you. It took a little longer to get out, so that's why it isn't Friday. Aha. This week I'm not writing here - I did a review for Freq. So head on over to... http://freq.org.uk/reviews/radiophonic-workshop-live-2018/  and enjoy. -Dexter

SNAIL PLAN 2020 What the Hell I'll Just Get Into it! HI I'M DEADXTER (I DIDN'T UPLOAD LAST WEEK) AND TODAY ALL OTHER STORIES HAVE BEEN SET BACK DUE TO A SHOCKING NEW HEADLINE WITH REPORTS COMING IN ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. THE FOLLOWING STORY IS SO SHOCKING IT HAS RENDERED ME INCAPABLE OF USING COMMAS OR LOWER CASE LETTERS WHEN I'M REPORTING SO I SHALL REFRAIN FROM DOING SO THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRETY OF THIS BLOG. If it's not broken, don't fix it." -A real human being UNFORTUNATELY, I DISAGREE WITH A REAL HUMAN BEING AS THE ISSUE AT HAND DID INDEED NEED SERIOUS FIXING (HEH INDEED NEED SOUNDS FUNNY IF YOU SAY IT OUT LOUD). YOU MIGHT PROBABLY BE WONDERING WHAT COULD CAUSE SUCH OUTRAGE TO A HUMBLE AND COMPLETELY LEGITIMATE NEWS REPORTER SUCH AS MYSELF.  THE ANSWER IS TFL.  IT'S TOOTING STATION PART 2. "I thought it was next week." -Dexter's friend DESPITE THE TRANSPORT SERVICE PROVIDING THEIR BEST EFFORTS TO FIX THE ABY

Hey Today I'm meant to be presenting results from last week's picture editing thing, but since I received nothing, that's not gonna happen. Sorry. I did prepare something for this week, in spite of that. The thing I prepared for this week (Wow what a creative subheading well done Dexter) A caption within 2 captions. This is what we call Captionception right here. Image sizing is different from normal as I had to mess with the scale to get the effect to look right. I was messing around with Lunapic some more this week in case I got any entries and discovered how amusing any small sized text looks when you apply a Glass Tile effect to it.  You can also make basic animation, and I tried to upload a GIF of one as well as the picture, but (I think) Blogger only takes videos of an identified length rather than just a few frames on a loop. Why is one of the many captions 'I'm lazy ok'? Because that's basically all I've got this ti