I'm feeling too lazy to do all that much so instead here's a picture of a neon banana.


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  1. UnknownJune 30, 2018 at 2:24 AM

    It is still emitting anti-matter?

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  2. DexterWhoJuly 16, 2018 at 2:55 AM

    Dexter I miss you! Come back!

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    1. DexterWhoAugust 21, 2018 at 2:30 AM

      I think I know why this happened but you just commented as me. I'm coming back soon I promise.

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