DexterWho's Unofficial Guide to Some People Colliding a Rubber Object With Their Feet at a High Velocity for a Human Being, Bearing in Mind That This is Done on an International Scale Title seems legit. The World Cup! I only get into football once every 4 years - now is that time, and because I can't think of anything else to write about this week, here you go. I myself am not the greatest at football, and much prefer to watch others doing it. To illustrate what I mean, I have left a highly detailed and physically (Well, pixel-y) large guide as to my ventures in the sport. Watch out Ronaldo, Dexter's hot on your heels. Despite my failings in the beautiful game, I do enjoy a good world cup (I don't usually enjoy club games for some reason). Usually I take part in a sweepstake, so maybe it's because there's money involved. Getting to the point, I believe I have come up with a foolproof guide to get you through the summer's ball bashing...
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