DexterWhy on 4/9/18


Hullo it's me DexterWhen. After taking a break I have returned. I have some things to talk about. Yay.

Things

Thing one: I need to fix my 'k' key. It only works half of the time. This is annoying and i can only cover it up with thicc memes so many times.

Thing dos: I hope you guys are enjoying your Easter. If not then get out there and eat some chocolate.

Thing trois: It's not a Friday shhh you heard and saw nothing.

Thing vier: I have gathered some good things to talk about over the past week. Here's what you can expect from DexterWhat in spring (Pfft, 'spring'. It feels like it hasn't been sunny since 1684):


  • Film reviews.
  • How Bristol is definitely much nicer than Tooting station.
  • Unimportant filler hello.
  • The Sandwich Olympics, (Sand)which probably won't work.
  • Why it's fun to give days names like Trevor.
Vote in the comments what you want to see first! If nobody votes, and i'm guessing that will be the case, I'll just have to choose.

In the meantime I'll be sitting here waiting for the new series of Doctor Who (Quite obviously my name sake) and thinking up jokes for Friday. I do nothing else. At all. I am just a magical typing thing on the interwebternet that likes Doctor Who.

BtU DxEtEr, iT PrOBAblY wNo'T  be ON FrYDaE-

Well I personally don't see why it wouldn't be as I have posted right on the correct day - Friday - every single day so far!

Ha... 

Ha...

Haha...

Ha.

I needed a picture so EAT MORE CATS!!!!!!
I WILL SLOWLY CONQUER THE
INTERNET!!!!! BOW BEFORE ME!!1!111!!!1
one!!1111!!!1one!!!1111one!1111!

After looking at the  caption I gave picture I'm slightly worried my sanity is decreasing even further.

Interaction with DexterWhere

1. I asked you to vote, remember? Have you forgotten already? Is it that forgettable? I trusted you not to forget! You've let me down! We are never talking again!

2. Enter the joke awards :( I know I have at least some regulars (Although very few).

K done now.

-Dexter


Comments

  1. DexterWhoApril 9, 2018 at 3:45 AM

    Take a guess at how many people entered the joke awards last week...

    If you said 'more than 0' you were not correct.

    ... :(

    ReplyDelete
  2. UnknownApril 18, 2018 at 11:18 PM

    I'm interested in hearing DexterWho/When/What/Why/Where as a travel writer. Please tell us more about Bristol.

    ReplyDelete
  3. UnknownApril 18, 2018 at 11:22 PM

    BTW. I once knew a horse named Trevor Robinson. He had 37 unpaid parking tickets and was very interested in amateur electronics.

    ReplyDelete
  4. UnknownApril 19, 2018 at 11:42 AM

    I want to know why you would give a day a name like Trevor. Why not something like Lance or Cliff?

    ReplyDelete

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