DexterWhy on 4/9/18 Hullo it's me DexterWhen. After taking a break I have returned. I have some things to talk about. Yay. Things Thing one: I need to fix my 'k' key. It only works half of the time. This is annoying and i can only cover it up with thicc memes so many times. Thing dos: I hope you guys are enjoying your Easter. If not then get out there and eat some chocolate. Thing trois: It's not a Friday shhh you heard and saw nothing. Thing vier: I have gathered some good things to talk about over the past week. Here's what you can expect from DexterWhat in spring (Pfft, 'spring'. It feels like it hasn't been sunny since 1684): Film reviews. How Bristol is definitely much nicer than Tooting station. Unimportant filler hello. The Sandwich Olympics, (Sand)which probably won't work. Why it's fun to give days names like Trevor. Vote in the comments what you want to see first! If nobody votes, and i'm guessing that will b...
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